On my list of stupidest quotes ever uttered is “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

I bet statisticians have an f’n hey day with that!!!

So let’s apply the logic…

Your kid breaks 100% of the toys he doesn’t own! (that’s why toys r us went bankrupt)

You go to jail for 100% of the stores you don’t rob. (that’s a lot of life times behind bars)

You get HIV from 100% of the people you don’t sleep with! (WOW!)

You wreck 100% of the cars you don’t drive! (so you wrecked like a billion cars today! …and do you have to inure all the cars you don’t drive?)

Now if they said “you can’t MAKE 100% of the shots you don’t take, that’s true …and you can’t miss them either!